I’m too impatient to be impatient, as impatience often wastes time through repetition and redundancy.

“A fish called Gilbert. But I just call him Gil to save some breath, so I can sp…”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of …”

“We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.”