I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.

“It’s not that the risk isn’t worth the reward, it’s that the reward isn’t worth…”

“Would you mind washing my feet? I’m a centipede, so it may take you a century.”

“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replace…”