I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.

“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
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“Being out in the sunlight brightens my mood, especially if that sunlight is ref…”

“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl i…”

“Inside my skull is a turtle shell. Inside the turtle shell is a rabbit. And ins…”