I’m underwhelming. Whelming is the woman riding me.

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”

“A brick could be used as a way to motivate yourself to succeed. I’m proof that …”

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a…”

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideal…”