I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that…”

“A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, …”