I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“It was a dumb mistake, sleeping with her, and I learned from the experience. St…”

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I…”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”