I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not all at once right now.

“I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.”

“I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your bod…”

“A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he …”

“The man lying on the sofa seemed friendly. But how friendly could he really be …”