I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losing and I’m winning.

“A brick could be used as a blanket, if you’re a roach or politician. Warmth can…”

“For men, money, like sex, is something that nearly everybody wants more of, and…”

“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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