In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic.

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well,…”

“We broke up because we weren’t going anywhere. I kept telling her, Hitchhiking …”

“Me: On time. Women: Late. Death: Early.”