In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader.

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I …”

“I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me while I’m making it.”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratchi…”