In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help, I couldn’t have won.

“My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all th…”

“War is fought over futile and feudal things. War is not about ideology, no matt…”

“Ignoring a problem is the same as being ignorant of it.”

“As the sound a duck makes, I feel qualified to give medical advice. My wisdom w…”