In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display.

“Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.”

“Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one…”

“You grow up to become living proof of your parents' limitations. Their less-tha…”

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