In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.

“A fish called Gilbert. But I just call him Gil to save some breath, so I can sp…”

“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. …”

“I made love in a HAZMAT suit. I think I contaminated the relationship.”

“When I think of Vermont, I think of Connecticut.”