In Bougainville, the only flower that grows is the Bougainvillea. In Gainesville, the only thing that ever gets lost are gains. In Gainesville they grow the status quo.

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.”

“It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like p…”

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”