In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.

“Last night I placed a handwritten note on the front door of my neighbor’s house…”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”

“If love were circular, like a yawn, and I were dynamic and geometric, like an i…”

“I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.”