In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.

“I hear what you say in what you don’t say, you see, because I’m a Helen Keller …”

“Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more…”

“The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you…”

“If my initials were ARK, then you could call me Noah.”