In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.

“A writer should be a recluse. Why share words with a few friends in the moment …”

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for t…”

“Throw a pair of Band-Aids over your eyelids, and open your eyes to your wounds.”

“I didn’t mean to drown him. But the soup was right there, and he was just a spo…”