In high school they called me “Pizza Face.” Not because I had bad acne, though I did, but because I always wore pepperoni and mushrooms on my face.

“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”

“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicini…”

“This is my logo for Bethany”