In Jacksonville, there are more childrenless children than fatherless children. Barely. But that’s one bad thing that’s actually a good thing.

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“It’s still masturbation if your clone gives you a hand job. It’s also a lot lik…”

“Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry…”

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustac…”