In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that's logical. In a made-up land, such as LaLa Land, the citizens are forever engaging in make-up sex.

“Today somebody asked me if I had to lose one of my senses, which would I choose…”

“I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.”

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I …”

“When I’m lonely I stand in the corner and play my saxophone and feel sorry for …”