In my dream I woke up to realize I was tired and needed to go to sleep. Then I slowly remembered that I was asleep, but that I needed to wake up and write this down. Blah.

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the use…”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life…”

“I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesvi…”