In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two.

“To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to s…”

“There are billions of conversations happening every second, and it’s too bad I …”

“No matter how far I throw a ball, if I took the path of the ball and arced it a…”

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…”