In real life things don’t go so smoothly. At certain points in our lives, when we really need a clear-cut solution, the person who knocks at our door is, more likely than not, a messenger bearing bad news.

“Enough with these stupid metaphors. They don't do any good.”

“If she did experience sex--or something close to it--in high school, I'm sure i…”

“I don't like ringing the bell at the door. Its' tingaling just sounds beautiful…”

“The dead will always be dead, but we have to go on living.”