In reality there is no normal. Normal is something people have agreed to invent so we have something to compare ourselves to. Normal should be the least of your worries.

“Why not just tell my parents the boarding school thing wasn't working out, and …”

“Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thou…”

“There should be a phone service, I thought, something like 1-800-MEDIUM-1.Where…”