In the long run, a treadmill’s a great investment.

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now al…”

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin,…”

“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the…”

“Sometimes love feels thinner, even though it’s the same width as before.”