In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”

“The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a hor…”

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”

“My handyman is handicapped and oh so handsome, because he’s my clone.”