In the South, Sunday morning sex is accompanied by church bells.

“A woman must wait for her ovaries to die before she can get her rightful person…”

“In other countries, congenital introverts simply remain introverts all their li…”

“Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker'…”

“Southerners have a genius for psychological alchemy...If something intolerable …”