In the throes of passion, I threw out an I love you. Did I mean it? Does a dictionary mean what it says?

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“The wind chime sounded like a spoon clanging against a cereal bowl, and I was g…”

“I’m divorced, in debt, and I can’t grow sideburns. Sometimes I get depressed, b…”