In theory, you’re supposed to get
everyone’s names and become lifelong friends. I literally had contact with half the kids
here last night, but how in hell do they expect me to differentiate one of my butt-to-butt
dancing partners from another? Am I supposed to randomly rub my buttocks up against
people to see if we’ve bonded booties before? “Yes, the particular musculature of your
ass does feel familiar. 1 remember you now!” Duh.

Autor: Megan McCafferty