In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.

“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of…”

“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And af…”

“If body language is 90% of a conversation, then obviously what’s being said is …”