In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.

“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”

“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”

“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?”

“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doabl…”