Instead of hatching a plan, why not break it open prematurely and use it to make an omelet? It’s just food for thought. Actually, it’s thought for food.

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“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along wi…”

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy t…”