Is love a gift from heaven? If it is, it’s often wrapped in disinterest and rejection.

“My friends mess around with my friends—and my friends’ bikes. Sex with bicycles…”

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name wo…”

“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the m…”

“War is fought over futile and feudal things. War is not about ideology, no matt…”