Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friend…”

“I’ll leave the door cracked, because cracked is better than broken.”

“Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?”

“Art is like a kite with an airplane propeller, OK? Artists are like people who …”