Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like that sometimes.

“In the future, I’ll be furniture. Step on me now or sit on me later, but either…”

“Shakespeare asked what’s in a name. Well, each of my clones won’t be named the …”

“The proof is in the putting. But it’s sexier to be taking off (just don’t take …”

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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