Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!

“I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losi…”

“I never speed, because if I get into an automobile crash and die, I don’t want …”

“If love were circular, like a yawn, and I were dynamic and geometric, like an i…”

“A brick could be used to help you get used to the fact that you’ve been used. I…”