Is there a reason for the sudden fashion for the eight-goal tie? Maybe it’s because defending is hard, and boring, and thankless, and most people who are paid a six-figure sum weekly do very little that is hard or boring or thankless.

“Needless to say, drink, drugs, food, and sex played no part in the festivities.…”

“One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable futu…”

“Не бе проблем, мислеше си Дънкан, че двамата с Ани никога не се бяха обичали. Т…”

“One can only presume that people who say that their favorite record of all time…”