Isn’t this what happens in the movies a lot? There’s some old dude or woman who tells your fortune and is all, ‘Oh, you’re gonna die or make a boatload of money or meet a girl. Now give me all your cash’?” Boz yammered.

Mrs. Smith bristled. “I can tell your fortune right now without even consulting your palm.”

“You can?”

“Yes. You are an idiot. You will always be an idiot.

Autor: Libba Bray