It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....

“My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her co…”

“Percy: I thought I’d lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunde…”

“Quer dizer, era de esperar que o senhor dos titãs tivesse aprendido suas lições…”

“Sadie," he said forlornly, "when you become a parent, you may understand this. …”