It feels so good to laugh at myself. I'd probably cry my eyes out if I didn't.

“I guess he’s there, deep in my subconscious, shooing other men away, keeping me…”

“Kissing Kate is like nothing I’ve ever experienced. And as much as I want to th…”

“I want to hear you say it,” I say, pushing her hair from her eyes. She sighs an…”

“No one has ever made me feel like this, no one. So much regret, so much loss, a…”