It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite.

“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet pap…”

“After we made love, I didn’t want her to leave. At least not before she did the…”

“Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.”

“This book does not exist. And even if it did, it wouldn’t be worth buying or re…”