It may be 9:01 am, and I may have a 9-5 business, but if you are a politician, I’m closed. Come back at 5:01—and bring your own coffin.

“A blanket could be divided into four even parts and given to three equal people…”

“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also ar…”

“A person’s favorite word is brother, because he or she can relate to it. I love…”

“10% ago I was 90% unsure of what I didn’t want to do. Now I’m just 33.3% sure t…”