It may seem like good is always reacting in response to evil, and evil always makes the first move, but if the universe is essentially good, and I believe it is, then evil can only ever be reactionary.

“I don’t shower because water is the most corrosive element. Ever seen what it d…”

“One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to…”

“I think I speak for all the mutes when I say, “Silence is equality.” I’m sure t…”

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally…”