It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I have no match.

“A great way to steal other people’s stuff is to build a vault and have them vol…”

“To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I…”

“The word ubiquitous is itself ubiquitous in today’s writing.”

“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient …”