It takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter evenly on crumbly bread.

“I also should have come up with a product description.”

“I’ll beat you with a ladder, so in my defense I can say, “I didn’t hit him! Loo…”

“Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.”

“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight a…”