It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.

“That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around s…”

“the afterlife mattered to me. Heaven and hell and reincarnation. As much as I w…”

“That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around s…”

“Problem with you is that if you talk to her you'll 'uh um uh' your way to disas…”