It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.

“The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun.”

“The figure stopped to cough long and hard, making a noise like a wall being hit…”

“All around him people were eating their unfood wih, if not actual evidence of e…”

“If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone els…”