It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.

“Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can …”

“Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called ge…”

“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you hav…”

“WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?The Death of Rats looked up from …”