It’s a cliff, and I’ll jump, Don’t call it a bluff, or call my bluff. And don’t call me Cliff.

“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”

“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender say…”

“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”

“If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect han…”