It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always get older.

“I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my c…”

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up p…”

“There was something fishy about Mr. Dolphin, even though he seemed to be a regu…”