It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”

“I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I…”

“If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a hand…”

“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That wa…”